iknewitwasover:

i genuinely am paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really really annoying and awful and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke

djfluffyboots:

pearos:

fuscoferu:

kiriiv:

trickstertuna:

mpregasus:

leusin:

gravityisforsuckers:

Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”  

THKBNFJS THLAY DG.

holy shit

HE BQUIK BROWN DOG JUPS OER HE LA DOG

THKBNFJDTHELAYDG

omg

THKBNF
JJSTHLAYGDG

okay that’s nice keyboard 

THEQUICKROWFOXJUMPSOVERTHELZYDOG

HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG

…..fo jups oer he. alright then keyboard. alright.

TE QUICK BROWN FOX JUPS OVER TE LAZY O

TE QUICK BOWN OX UMP OVER THE LAZY OG

Not bad.

THE QUICK BROWN FOX UMPS OER THE LZY DO

close enough

to-write-honl-on-her-arms:

FRICK

yugosaki:

I need a new profile pic. Something that represents me accurately.

This will do nicely.

literally me

arthurkirklandsnipples:

I JUST SPENT LIKE AN 1 HOUR OF MY LIFE ON THIS, GENIUS

this is legit so sick. 

mindfuck

whoaaa

this is AMAZING

EVERYONE DO IT aaaaaaaaa

this is sooooo sick oh my god!!!

Whoa.

3, 18, and 23 are probably my favourites.

Oh my god, this is so cool.

zenophrenic:

buttpilgrim:

jitmakesstuff:

sammneiland:

where you give me the answers and i ask the questions.

lets do this.

if anyone wants to try this out with me too I’d be totally up for it

it sounds like a lot of fun

link is the title

what a good idea!!

Sounds hilarious. http://zdentis.tumblr.com/ask

gonnaslapabitch:

piratesollux:

searingdestiny:

macpye:

TELL ME!

inbox me if you care.

could be interesting

dolewhipadventure:

Seriously, FL, you guys ok over there?

po11o2x2:

smoofsite:

yukihira:

ihopericksantorum:

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchesterhttp://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rashhttp://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miamihttp://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402

All in same week and same state…. may God be with you Florida.

JUST WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON MIAMI

Go away, we’re makin’ zombies.